It's kinda great to see the Celtics doin well again cuz that was so much fun in my day to go to the Boston Garden and they spit at you and throw things at you and talk about your mom. It sounds like dinner at Kenny Smith's house.

I like to help poor people who got no chance. If rich people don't, who will? Not other poor people, that's for sure.

Everything gets blamed on the Clintons, every single thing in this world. I think Bill Clinton shot JFK, too.

Thank God for Jerry Springer's show. I thought only black folks were that screwed up until I watched Jerry Springer.

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

They always try to make it like jocks discriminate against gay people. I've been a big proponent of gay marriage for a long time, because as a black person, I can't be in for any form of discrimination at all.

I don't listen to the refs. I don't listen to anyone who makes less money than I do.