You can't start a diet in the middle of the week, that's just stupid.
I'm not paid to be a role model. I'm paid to wreak havoc on the basketball court.
Those Grizzlies are more like pandas.
Poor people have been voting for Democrats for the last 50 years and they're still poor.
All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine.
I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I'd work for the Klan.