I'm not a role model... Just because I dunk a basketball doesn't mean I should raise your kids.
Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cause you were too close, kissing his!
When you're black, you have to deal with so much crap in your life from other black people. It's a dirty, dark secret; I'm glad it's coming out.
Any time a little midget does something like this, you gotta give him a 10!.
I love New York City; I've got a gun.
I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I'd work for the Klan.