I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I'd work for the Klan.

Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cause you were too close, kissing his!

There's no medical term for what I've got.

He'll never be Jordan. This clearly takes him out of the conversation. He can win as much as he wants to.

It's kinda great to see the Celtics doin well again cuz that was so much fun in my day to go to the Boston Garden and they spit at you and throw things at you and talk about your mom. It sounds like dinner at Kenny Smith's house.

Poor white people and poor black people just don't know how much they have in common. Rich people don't give a damn about either group.

Well, when I went off to college, the guys I used to hang with were pumping gas and voting Democrat. Today they're still pumping gas and voting Democrat. Guess the Democrats didn't do much for them.