I can be bought. If they paid me enough, I'd work for the Klan.

I'd never buy my girl a watch... she's already got a clock over the stove.

I don't believe athletes should be role models. . . . We're a one-shot deal, one in a million, so we should be the least likely role models. . . . I think one of the problems in society today is that we don't stress education enough, because we glorify athletes, actors and actresses.

I don't worry about playing basketball; that comes natural. I just want to have fun. David Robinson, Patrick Ewing, Michael Jordan: this is like spring break in the ghetto.

People always say turn the other cheek. If you turn the other cheek, I'm gonna hit you in the other cheek too.

My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them, 'Hey, I'm rich'.

What does politically correct mean? If you're fat, don't ask me if you're fat, because I'm gonna tell you the truth. You're fat.