I'm not a role model... Just because I dunk a basketball doesn't mean I should raise your kids.

Preseason is just a way to screw fans out of money.

Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.

Half Man, Half Sit-Out-The-Season.

I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.

Say, Cuttino. What are those Godawful clothes you're wearing? Man, this ain't Rhode Island anymore. You're in the NBA. The girls have teeth here.

I'd never buy my girl a watch... she's already got a clock over the stove.