When you get arrested it's in big letters. When you get acquitted it's in small letters.

It's the kind of game that makes you go home and beat your wife.

One thing about being famous is the people around you, you pay all their bills so they very rarely disagree with you because they want you to pick up the check.

I'm afraid of the skeletons in my closet. I've got a whole cemetery full of them.

You know what's amazing to me? America. There have been so many people who have stepped up, and I'm just proud to be an American. Yeah, there were some mistakes made, but I don't play the blame game. Let's move forward and rebuild New Orleans.

I May Be Wrong but I Doubt It.

I don't how anybody taller than 6-4 can sit in those seats. And the airline executives don't give a damn 'cause they never walk back there in the first place. I don't fly first class because I have a lot of money. I do it because I need the room.