Well, when I went off to college, the guys I used to hang with were pumping gas and voting Democrat. Today they're still pumping gas and voting Democrat. Guess the Democrats didn't do much for them.

When you get arrested it's in big letters. When you get acquitted it's in small letters.

I'm so sick and tired of people in the media telling us that because of the war, sports aren't important. Fans need sports. We'd have only crime and war to watch on TV if not for sports.

I'm a mad dog whose only concern is winning.

I remember sitting down with the Rockets and saying, 'Yeah. I'm going to retire.' They said, 'Well, we'll give you $9 million.' And I said, 'You got a pen on you?'

Thank God for Jerry Springer's show. I thought only black folks were that screwed up until I watched Jerry Springer.

The meek may inherit the earth, but they wont get the ball from me.