I think you have an obligation to be honest.

I just thank God for Dennis [Rodman], cause he makes me look like a saint.

I never would say a player stinks. Ever. I'll tell you their team stinks, and first of all, they know their team stinks. And the fans know their team stinks.

Poor white people and poor black people just don't know how much they have in common. Rich people don't give a damn about either group.

I'm serious. I've got to get people to realize that the government is full of it. Republicans and Democrats want to argue over stuff that's not important, like gay marriage or the war in Iraq or illegal immigration... When I run - if I run - we're going to talk about real issues like improving our schools, cleaning up our neighborhoods of drugs and crime and making Alabama a better place for all people.

If you're scarde to fail, you don't deserve to be successful.

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.