I think you have an obligation to be honest.

Thank God for Jerry Springer's show. I thought only black folks were that screwed up until I watched Jerry Springer.

When I speak to kids I tell them, 'Hey, you think your parents are a pain in the ass now, but they're going to get smarter as you get older.'

I don't believe professional athletes should be role models. I believe parents should be role models.... It's not like it was when I was growing up. My mom and my grandmother told me how it was going to be. If I didn't like it, they said, Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out. Parents have to take better control.

Social media is where losers go to feel important.

If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas.

I'm afraid of the skeletons in my closet. I've got a whole cemetery full of them.