All I know is, as long as I led the Southeastern Conference in scoring, my grades would be fine.
If Michael Jordan was a damn plumber, he couldn't get a date. Any guy got $500 million looks good.
Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cause you were too close, kissing his!
It ain't like we're curing cancer or anything, we're watching basketball.
Most sportswriters don't know their ass from a hole in the ground.
Look, I'm in the top 20 of players who ever lived.