I want to be a politician. I think I understand how the system works, I think a lot of politicians are corrupt, and it's about time we put some people in there who are going to look out for the majority of the people instead of the rich people.

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag.

I'm just what America needs: another unemployed black man. (on his retirement from basketball)

Preseason is just a way to screw fans out of money.

People say I eat a lot. I really don't. More or less I just eat all the time.

Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while.

Well, when I went off to college, the guys I used to hang with were pumping gas and voting Democrat. Today they're still pumping gas and voting Democrat. Guess the Democrats didn't do much for them.