My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them, 'Hey, I'm rich'.

If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?

This place? Nothing positive. OK, I want to say something positive. It's positively a dump.

I don't hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.

I'm really disturbed about the gay marriage thing. Because I think gay people should get married, cause it's their own business ... Because as a Black man, I think you've got to be against any form of discrimination.

Christian is going to be the strongest man in the NBA next year, because all he's been doing all summer is carrying around the luggage for 11 guys.

Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while.