My family got all over me because they said Bush is only for the rich people. Then I reminded them, 'Hey, I'm rich'.

I don't know what that gas is made of, but it can't smell any worse than Ernie Johnson 's gym bag.

I'm just what America needs: another unemployed black man. (on his retirement from basketball)

The older I get, the faster I was.

My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character.

I want to be a politician. I think I understand how the system works, I think a lot of politicians are corrupt, and it's about time we put some people in there who are going to look out for the majority of the people instead of the rich people.

I just thank God for Dennis [Rodman], cause he makes me look like a saint.