I don't worry about playing basketball; that comes natural. I just want to have fun. David Robinson, Patrick Ewing, Michael Jordan: this is like spring break in the ghetto.

I didnt wear the pink panties because I didnt want America going crazy with excitement.

I'm still going to Disney World.

I don't listen to the refs. I don't listen to anyone who makes less money than I do.

When you get arrested it's in big letters. When you get acquitted it's in small letters.

If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?

People always say he can run and he can jump. So can a deer and you wouldn't put a deer in the game.