I don't worry about playing basketball; that comes natural. I just want to have fun. David Robinson, Patrick Ewing, Michael Jordan: this is like spring break in the ghetto.

If you go out with a girl and they say she has a great personality, she's ugly. If they tell you a guy works hard, he can't play a lick. Same thing.

Preseason is just a way to screw fans out of money.

I'm so sick and tired of people in the media telling us that because of the war, sports aren't important. Fans need sports. We'd have only crime and war to watch on TV if not for sports.

People always say turn the other cheek. If you turn the other cheek, I'm gonna hit you in the other cheek too.

People always say he can run and he can jump. So can a deer and you wouldn't put a deer in the game.

We don't need refs, but I guess white guys need something to do.