If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?

You know it's going to hell when the best rapper out there is white and the best golfer is black.

America is divided by economics, and we as Americans, we've got to do a better job of supporting poor people.

If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas.

He's got to bring something stronger than that. That's like bringing milk to a bar, it's not strong enough

Look, I'm in the top 20 of players who ever lived.

When I speak to kids I tell them, 'Hey, you think your parents are a pain in the ass now, but they're going to get smarter as you get older.'