If all babies are so cute, how the hell do we have so many ugly people in the world?

Any professional league that goes on strike right now - that's just suicide.

They don't let many black people in the governor's mansion in Alabama, unless they're cleaning.

America is divided by economics, and we as Americans, we've got to do a better job of supporting poor people.

If a guy drew a charge on me, I tried to kick him in the balls.

If I weren't earning $3 million a year to dunk a basketball, most people on the street would run in the other direction if they saw me coming.

I'm really disturbed about the gay marriage thing. Because I think gay people should get married, cause it's their own business ... Because as a Black man, I think you've got to be against any form of discrimination.