Look, I'm in the top 20 of players who ever lived.

Listening to a woman is almost as bad as losing to one. There are only three things that women are better at than men: cleaning, cooking, and having sex.

I May Be Wrong but I Doubt It.

Everything gets blamed on the Clintons, every single thing in this world. I think Bill Clinton shot JFK, too.

You can't start a diet in the middle of the week, that's just stupid.

When I speak to kids I tell them, 'Hey, you think your parents are a pain in the ass now, but they're going to get smarter as you get older.'

Hey Steve, no offense, but if you couldn't shoot, there would be no reason for you to be alive.