These are my new shoes. They're good shoes. They won't make you rich like me, they won't make you rebound like me, they definitely won't make you handsome like me. They'll only make you have shoes like me. That's it.

On his homesickness during the Barcelona Olympics -I miss America. I miss crime and murder. I miss Philadelphia. There hasn't been a brutal stabbing or anything here the last 24 hours. I've missed it.

Poor white people and poor black people just don't know how much they have in common. Rich people don't give a damn about either group.

Yeah, I regret we weren't on a higher floor.

Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cause you were too close, kissing his!

I don't listen to the refs. I don't listen to anyone who makes less money than I do.

Somebody hits me, I'm going to hit him back. Even if it does look like he hasn't eaten in a while.