People always say turn the other cheek. If you turn the other cheek, I'm gonna hit you in the other cheek too.

Hakeem couldn't kick your ass cause you were too close, kissing his!

I don't care what people think. people are stupid.

I don't get into the gun stuff. Some guys have guns who go hunting. Where do we stop (the gun control) at? I'm not a hunter, but we can't say people can't have guns.

I'm a mad dog whose only concern is winning.

I came to the realization a couple months ago that I am fat. If you get tired from walking - and that's all that golf is - then you are officially fat.

It bothers me when I hear these reporters and jocks get on TV and say: 'Oh, no guy can come out in a team sport. These guys would go crazy.' First of all, quit telling me what I think. I'd rather have a gay guy who can play than a straight guy who can't play.