I was asked for years about being a Republican, probably because most black people are Democrats. My mother heard it once and called me and said 'Charles, Republicans are for the rich people.' And I said, 'Mom, I'm rich.'

Poor white people and poor black people just don't know how much they have in common. Rich people don't give a damn about either group.

Curling is not a sport. I called my grandmother and told her she could win a gold medal because they have dusting in the Olympics now.

When you get arrested it's in big letters. When you get acquitted it's in small letters.

This is why I hate white people. You guys try to turn everything into a racial issue.

It's kinda great to see the Celtics doin well again cuz that was so much fun in my day to go to the Boston Garden and they spit at you and throw things at you and talk about your mom. It sounds like dinner at Kenny Smith's house.

I just thank God for Dennis [Rodman], cause he makes me look like a saint.