I don't mess with that cat. I'm pretty sure he carries a blade under his jersey.
I don't think of myself as giving interviews. I just have conversations. That gets me in trouble.
Jerry Krause must have pictures of his boss's wife having sex with a monkey.
You can't start a diet in the middle of the week, that's just stupid.
I'd never buy my girl a watch... she's already got a clock over the stove.
I don't hate anyone, at least not for more than 48 minutes, barring overtime.