Sometimes I lie awake at night and think about that little red-haired girl... I don't ever want to forget her face, but if I don't forget her face, I'll go crazy... How can I remember the face I can't forget? Suddenly I'm writing country western music!

No problem is too big to run away from.

One of Beethoven's favorite dishes was macaroni and cheese. The girl I marry must be able to make good macaroni and cheese..." "How did Beethoven feel about cold cereal?

Cartooning will destroy you; it will break your heart.

Snoopy: So this is the last day of the year. Another complete year gone by and what have I accomplished this year that I haven't accomplished every other year? Nothing! (He smiles.) How consistent can you get?

All of earth's creatures have, hidden within their beings, a wild uncontrollable urge to punt!

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.