Love is sharing your popcorn.
Christmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become part of the family.
The crabby little girls of today are the crabby old women of tomorrow!
Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.
You can't eat compliments.
It won't do you any good to run if you're running the wrong way. I've developed a new philosophy...I only dread one day at a time.