Sometimes I lie awake at night and think about that little red-haired girl... I don't ever want to forget her face, but if I don't forget her face, I'll go crazy... How can I remember the face I can't forget? Suddenly I'm writing country western music!

I've learned all I need to know to live under a bed.

I think I'm afraid of being happy because whenever I get too happy something bad always happens.

When you die, are you ever allowed to come back?" "Only if you had your hand stamped.

Lucy was using my blanket to dry the dishes. We now have very secure dishes!

If you grit your teeth and show real determination, you'll always have a chance.

I've always been criticized, right from the beginning! Right from the very first day I was born... They said I wasn't right for the part!