All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

Dear Valentine, I have thought of you often. Not all the time, but often.

Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and think about that little red-haired girl... I don't ever want to forget her face, but if I don't forget her face, I'll go crazy... How can I remember the face I can't forget? Suddenly I'm writing country western music!

I've always been criticized, right from the beginning! Right from the very first day I was born... They said I wasn't right for the part!

Sometimes, when you're really depressed, all you want to do is nothing. All you want to do is lean your head on your arm, and stare into space. Sometimes this can go on for hours. If you're unusually depressed, you may have to change arms.

I despise those shallow religious comics. Dennis the Menace, for instance, is the most shallow. When they show him praying - I just can't stand that sort of thing, talking to God about some cutesy thing that he'd done during the day. I don't think Hank Ketcham has any deep knowledge of things like that.