Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter.
How can we lose when we're so sincere?
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
One of Beethoven's favorite dishes was macaroni and cheese. The girl I marry must be able to make good macaroni and cheese..." "How did Beethoven feel about cold cereal?
The hand that controls the supper dish rules the world!
If life were a camera, I'd have the lens cap on.