All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

There sure are a lot of these 'instant' products on the market. Instant coffee, instant tea, instant pudding, instant cereal... instant dislike.

Life is full of choices, but you never get any!

You can't survive by sucking the juice from a wet mitten.

I guess babysitters are like used cars... You never really know what you're getting.

A beep on the nose is a sign of great affection.

Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.