All of earth's creatures have, hidden within their beings, a wild uncontrollable urge to punt!

You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach!

Why is it that you don't love me?" "Sometimes I wish I knew..." "Don't anybody tell him!!

The secret to speed-reading is moving your lips faster.

I guess it's wrong always to be worrying about tomorrow. Maybe we should think about today..." "No, that's giving up... I'm still hpoing that yesterday will get better.

I come from a long line of generations!

Dearest darling, how I love you. Words cannot tell how much I love you. So forget it.