All of earth's creatures have, hidden within their beings, a wild uncontrollable urge to punt!

Life is like a game, Charlie Brown... Sometimes you win... Sometimes you lose." "I'll be happy if I just make the playoffs.

There is no problem so big it cannot be run away from.

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

Nobody remembers who came in second.

There sure are a lot of these 'instant' products on the market. Instant coffee, instant tea, instant pudding, instant cereal... instant dislike.

I come from a long line of generations!