All of earth's creatures have, hidden within their beings, a wild uncontrollable urge to punt!

Linus: It was a short summer, Charlie Brown. Charlie Brown: And it looks like it's gonna be a looong winter.

When you die, are you ever allowed to come back?" "Only if you had your hand stamped.

Never give your heart to a blockhead.

There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.'

For a nothing, Charlie Brown, you're really something!