Snoopy: So this is the last day of the year. Another complete year gone by and what have I accomplished this year that I haven't accomplished every other year? Nothing! (He smiles.) How consistent can you get?

That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food.

No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor.

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Jogging is very beneficial. It's good for your legs and your feet. It's also very good for the ground. If makes it feel needed.

Nobody remembers who came in second.

All is well... That's my new philosophy.