There is nothing more attractive than a nice smile

Dear IRS, I am writing to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Life is like a game, Charlie Brown... Sometimes you win... Sometimes you lose." "I'll be happy if I just make the playoffs.

I do not like a high-organized church. I think that as soon as the congregation reaches a level of one hundred or so people, it is time to build a new church. As soon as the congregation gets to the point where you are not on fairly intimate terms with every other person in that church, then you have become a theater where people can attend services. I do not think you can attend a church service. Service is not something which is there to be viewed as if it were a play or a movie.

Happiness is loving your enemies.

It won't do you any good to run if you're running the wrong way. I've developed a new philosophy...I only dread one day at a time.