There is nothing more attractive than a nice smile

Sometimes I wonder how you can stand being just a dog..." "You play with the cards you're dealt... Whatever that means.

Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.

It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed. Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! While millions of people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up.

A beep on the nose is a sign of great affection.

When you die, are you ever allowed to come back?" "Only if you had your hand stamped.

There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people...religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin!