Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask why me? Then a voice answers nothing personal, your name just happened to come up.

Nobody gave me what I wanted for my birthday! Nobody! What sort of presents do you call these? New shoes, a green sweater and a bunch of stupid toys!" "What were you expecting?" "Real estate!

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport.

Never, ever, ever give up.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

We used to have a dog named Snoopy, you know, a real live dog. I suppose people who love Snoopy won't like it, but we gave him away. He fought with other dogs, so we traded him in for a load of gravel.

To dance is to live!