Wouldn't it be nice if our lives were like VCRs , and we could 'fast forward' through the crummy times?
Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten your seat belt.
There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.
Beethoven can't really be great because his picture isn't on a bubble gum card.
People shouldn't be embarrassed just because they get caught acting a little silly.