The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything.
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
The crabby little girls of today are the crabby old women of tomorrow!
I want to know about life! I want some real answers..." "Five." "Five?!" "I thought that was a pretty good answer!
The hand that controls the supper dish rules the world!
I've always been criticized, right from the beginning! Right from the very first day I was born... They said I wasn't right for the part!