Schroeder, do you think I'm beautiful?" "I think you're the most beautiful girl the world has ever known..." "You hate me, don't you?

It won't do you any good to run if you're running the wrong way. I've developed a new philosophy...I only dread one day at a time.

Dear Great Pumpkin, Halloween is now only a few days away. Children all over the world await you coming. When you rise out of the pumpkin patch that night, please remember I am your most loyal follower. Have a nice trip. Don't forget to take out flight insurance.

Do what is absolutely you and nobody else.

Have you ever known anyone who was happy? And was still in his right mind, I mean.

A tragic life is romantic when it happens to somebody else.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and think about that little red-haired girl... I don't ever want to forget her face, but if I don't forget her face, I'll go crazy... How can I remember the face I can't forget? Suddenly I'm writing country western music!