I've learned all I need to know to live under a bed.
If life were a camera, I'd have the lens cap on.
You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach!
For a nothing, Charlie Brown, you're really something!
What's the sense in having an eclipse if you can't look at it? Somebody in production sure slipped up this time!
What happened to fun?" "Our insurance doesn't cover it!