I love people; it's mankind I can't stand.
Cartooning really is just designing.
You know what Oscar Wilde said, ma'am? He said, "nothing that is worth knowing can be taught". Nothing personal, ma'am... Carry on.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.
The best theology is probably no theology; just love one another.
I just don't know how to write a love letter. What can you say to a girl that shows you really like her?" "How about, enclosed please find a cookie?