If you're going to draw a comic strip every day, you're going to have to draw on every experience in your life.

I never seem to know what's going on... Right from the very start, my life has been strange. I think I know what happened... I must have missed all the rehearsals.

You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach!

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

Going to our school is an education in itself which is not to be confused with actually getting an education.

It just seems that if you hang on for a while longer, there is always something bright around the corner, or the dark clouds will go away and there will be sunshine again.

Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.