One moment, please... We interrupt our regular program to bring you this special bulletin: It's a nice day outside.

I can hear my heart beating. I can hear my stomach growling. I can hear my teeth grinding and my joints creaking. My body's so noisy, I can't sleep.

I just don't know how to write a love letter. What can you say to a girl that shows you really like her?" "How about, enclosed please find a cookie?

The hand that controls the supper dish rules the world!

I've been thinking... Maybe you're a mockingbird... Mockingbirds imitate the songs of other birds... No, I've never heard of any copyright problems.

Lucy was using my blanket to dry the dishes. We now have very secure dishes!

There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.