One moment, please... We interrupt our regular program to bring you this special bulletin: It's a nice day outside.

Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

You can't eat compliments.

There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.

Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly!

Charlie Brown: "Life is just too much for me... I've been confused right from the day I was born... I think the whole trouble is that we're thrown into life too fast... We're not really prepared..." Linus: "What did you want... A chance to warm up first?"

No problem is too big to run away from.