One moment, please... We interrupt our regular program to bring you this special bulletin: It's a nice day outside.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

Lucy: Do you think you have Pantophobia, Charlie Brown? Charlie: I don't know, what is pantophobia? Lucy: The fear of Everything. Charlie: THAT'S IT!!!

Yesterday I was a dog. Today I'm a dog. Tomorrow I'll probably still be a dog. Sigh! There's so little hope for advancement.

I feel kind of depressed today... Do you ever have the feeling that life has passed you by? Worse than that... Sometimes I think life and I are going in opposite directions!

No problem is too big to run away from.

Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.