Snowflakes fascinate me... Millions of them falling gently to the ground... And they say that no two of them are alike! Each one completely different from all the others... The last of the rugged individualists!

If you're going to draw a comic strip every day, you're going to have to draw on every experience in your life.

There are three things I have learned never to discuss with people...religion, politics and the Great Pumpkin!

Sometimes I lie awake at night and think about that little red-haired girl... I don't ever want to forget her face, but if I don't forget her face, I'll go crazy... How can I remember the face I can't forget? Suddenly I'm writing country western music!

If you can't beat 'em, cooperate 'em to death!

Dear IRS, I am writing to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list.

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.