You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

A beep on the nose is a sign of great affection.

I'm dying and all I hear are insults!

I want to know about life! I want some real answers..." "Five." "Five?!" "I thought that was a pretty good answer!

Can't you see me as king of the Hereford ranchers, Lucy?" "Oh, I can see you, all right... I can see you riding out on your beautiful palomino checking the herd... There you sit, silhouetted against the evening sky... Sucking your thumb and holding that stupid blanket!

There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.

Look at Charlie Brown's face. Would you please hold still a minute Charlie Brown? I want Linus to study your face. Now this is what you call a failure face, Linus. Notice how it has failure written all over it. Study it carefully Linus. You rarely see such a good example. Notice the deep lines, the dull vacant look in the eyes. Yes, I would say this is one of the finest examples of a failure face that your liable to see for a long while.