It is difficult to talk about what I do, because I do it so I don't have to talk about it.

Happiness is a warm puppy.

Do you have your own room, Charlie Brown?" "Oh, yes... I have a very nice room." "I hope you realize that you won't always have your own room... Someday you'll get drafted or something, and you'll have to leave your room forever!" "Why do you tell me things like that?" "It's on a list I've made up for you... I call it, Things You Might As Well Know!

It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy

No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor.

That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food.

Sometimes I lie awake at night thinking about all the dumb things I do every day... If I live to be eighty and I do ten dumb things each day... That would be about two hundred and ninety thousand dumb things... When you add up all the dumb things you do, it's best to use round figures.