Here I am flying high over enemy lines in my Sopwith Camel searching for the Red Baron. Who's that behind me? It's the Red Baron! He has me in his sights! Give my regards to Broadway.

I think they assign things to students which are way over their heads, which destroy your love of reading, rather than leading you to it. I don't understand that. Gosh.

The world is filled with unmarried marriage counselors.

No one would have been invited to dinner so often as Jesus was unless he were interesting and had a sense of humor.

One moment, please... We interrupt our regular program to bring you this special bulletin: It's a nice day outside.

A glacier will frequently move forward one foot while retreating three feet... Which reminds me a lot of myself!

I never seem to know what's going on... Right from the very start, my life has been strange. I think I know what happened... I must have missed all the rehearsals.