Sometimes I lie awake at night, and wonder if my life would be different if I had to do it over... Then a voice comes to me out of the dark that says, "boy, there's an original thought!

Here I am flying high over enemy lines in my Sopwith Camel searching for the Red Baron. Who's that behind me? It's the Red Baron! He has me in his sights! Give my regards to Broadway.

Don't be a leaf... Be a tree!

You can't eat compliments.

I feel kind of depressed today... Do you ever have the feeling that life has passed you by? Worse than that... Sometimes I think life and I are going in opposite directions!

It is difficult to talk about what I do, because I do it so I don't have to talk about it.

I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!