Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
Snoopy didn't start off being a Beagle. It's just that 'beagle' is a funny word.
Love makes you do strange things.
It just seems that if you hang on for a while longer, there is always something bright around the corner, or the dark clouds will go away and there will be sunshine again.
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
I have deep feelings of depression... What can I do about this?' 'Snap out of it! Five cents, please.