Little brothers are the buck privates of life!
Beethoven can't really be great because his picture isn't on a bubble gum card.
It is difficult to talk about what I do, because I do it so I don't have to talk about it.
One moment, please... We interrupt our regular program to bring you this special bulletin: It's a nice day outside.
Cartooning really is just designing.
When no one loves you, you have to pretend that everyone loves you.