I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.

No problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from!

You can't survive by sucking the juice from a wet mitten.

What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?

My life has no purpose, no direction, no aim, no meaning, and yet I'm happy. I can't figure it out. What am I doing right?

I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.

This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this.