When no one loves you, you have to pretend that everyone loves you.
Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.
You know what I think my best quality is? I think I'm nice to have around. I'd hate it if I weren't around!
The world is filled with unmarried marriage counselors.
Aunt Marion was right... Never marry a musician, and never answer the door.
It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly, a shot rang out! A door slammed. The maid screamed. Suddenly, a pirate ship appeared on the horizon! While millions of people were starving, the king lived in luxury. Meanwhile, on a small farm in Kansas, a boy was growing up.