How is the birdhouse coming along, Charlie Brown?" "Well, I'm a lousy carpenter, I can't nail straight, I can't saw straight and I always split the wood... I'm nervous, I lack confidence, I'm stupid, I have poor taste and absolutely no sense of design... So, all things considered, it's coming along okay!

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

Travel tips: How to avoid carsickness, seasickness and airsickness... Be careful what you eat. And stay home.

Love is letting him win even though you know you could slaughter him.

Who are you writing to, Linus?" "This is the time of year to write to the Great Pumpkin. On Halloween Night, the Great Pumpkin rises out of his pumpkin patch and flies through the air with his bag of toys for all the children!" "You must be crazy! When are you going to stop believing in something that isn't true?" "When *you* stop believing in that fellow with a red suit and the white beard who goes, 'Ho, ho, ho!'" "We're obviously separated by denominational differences.

You try for a little happiness, and what do you get? A few memories and a fat stomach!

On a beautiful day like this it would be best to stay in bed so you wouldn't get up and spoil it!