When no one loves you, you have to pretend that everyone loves you.

There's no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don't really have anything to say.

Brothers and sisters should never be in the same family.

I want to know about life! I want some real answers..." "Five." "Five?!" "I thought that was a pretty good answer!

Why can't we get all the people together in the world that we really like and then just stay together? I guess that wouldn't work. Someone would leave. Someone always leaves. Then we would have to say good-bye. I hate good-byes. I know what I need. I need more hellos.

I guess babysitters are like used cars... You never really know what you're getting.

I feel sorry for little babies... When a little baby is born into this cold world, he's confused! He's frightened! He needs something to cheer him up... The way I see it, as soon as a baby is born, he should be issued a banjo!