I love people; it's mankind I can't stand.

All is well... That's my new philosophy.

That's the only dog I know who can smell someone just thinking about food.

A bean bag is a perfect place to sulk. You can sink way down deep, and sulk for hours... You only have to stick your head up once in a while... to see if anybody cares.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything.

Lucy: Our teacher wants us to write an essay on praying. Charlie Brown: Praying is important when you wake up at two o'clock in the morning feeling sick from eating something dumb the day before. Lucy: I'll just say we were out of town and I didn't have time to write anything.