Well, I know about loneliness. I won't talk about it, but I was very lonely after the war. I know what it feels like to spend a whole weekend all by yourself and no one wants you at all.

No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.

This is my report on how to live... They say the best way is just to live one day at a time... If you try to live seven days at a time, the week will be over before you know it.

I love humanity, it's people I don't like.

You can't eat compliments.

The secret to speed-reading is moving your lips faster.

When no one loves you, you have to pretend that everyone loves you.