If you're going to draw a comic strip every day, you're going to have to draw on every experience in your life.
It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.
I love America. It's Americans I can't stand.
A watched supper dish never fills!
I can hear my heart beating. I can hear my stomach growling. I can hear my teeth grinding and my joints creaking. My body's so noisy, I can't sleep.
Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.