A beep on the nose is a sign of great affection.

There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.

I despise those shallow religious comics. Dennis the Menace, for instance, is the most shallow. When they show him praying - I just can't stand that sort of thing, talking to God about some cutesy thing that he'd done during the day. I don't think Hank Ketcham has any deep knowledge of things like that.

Dear Sweetheart, Without you my days are endless. Days seem like weeks... Weeks feel like months... Months like years... Years like centuries... Centuries like... You get the idea.

You know what I think my best quality is? I think I'm nice to have around. I'd hate it if I weren't around!

Lucy: Our teacher wants us to write an essay on praying. Charlie Brown: Praying is important when you wake up at two o'clock in the morning feeling sick from eating something dumb the day before. Lucy: I'll just say we were out of town and I didn't have time to write anything.

A glacier will frequently move forward one foot while retreating three feet... Which reminds me a lot of myself!