I've tried to be a better person... I've tried, and tried and tried! You know how hard I've tried! Tell me how I've tried..." "Nice try... Five cents, please!
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.
I love people; it's mankind I can't stand.
Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.
My anxieties have anxieties.