It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy
Exercise is a dirty word. Every time I hear it I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
Dear Valentine, I have thought of you often. Not all the time, but often.
Never lie in bed at night asking yourself questions you can't answer.
Lucy: Our teacher wants us to write an essay on praying. Charlie Brown: Praying is important when you wake up at two o'clock in the morning feeling sick from eating something dumb the day before. Lucy: I'll just say we were out of town and I didn't have time to write anything.
The early bird gets the worm but the late bird doesn't even get the late worm.