Mom put a note in my lunch again, I see... Dear son, I hope you will study hard in summer school... Do not look upon it as a punishment, but rather as a privilege... We are very proud of you, and want you to have a good education. This note will self-destruct in five seconds.
Nobody remembers who came in second.
Goodbys always make my throat hurt... I need more hellos.
A good education is the next best thing to a pushy mother.
In life, it's not where you go, it's who you travel with.
Charlie Brown got hit with a line-drive!" "Does anyone here know anything about first-aid?" "It's probably not serious... Second or third-aid will do.