Going to our school is an education in itself which is not to be confused with actually getting an education.

Beethoven can't really be great because his picture isn't on a bubble gum card.

All right, team... This is our first game of the season... If we all show the right spirit, I think we can win this one. Let's try to encourage each other... Let's hear a little chatter out there, okay?" "YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL, KID!

I proved to you that psychiatry is an exact science!" "An exact science?!" "Yes, you owe me exactly one hundred and forty-three dollars!

In life, it's not where you go, it's who you travel with.

One night I was sitting listening to some Hank Williams songs - and they'll change your life in a hurry.

This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this.