Going to our school is an education in itself which is not to be confused with actually getting an education.

If you're going to draw a comic strip every day, you're going to have to draw on every experience in your life.

When you die, are you ever allowed to come back?" "Only if you had your hand stamped.

If I were given the opportunity to present a gift to the next generation, it would be the ability for each individual to learn to laugh at himself.

Travel tips: How to avoid carsickness, seasickness and airsickness... Be careful what you eat. And stay home.

Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.

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