Going to our school is an education in itself which is not to be confused with actually getting an education.

A glacier will frequently move forward one foot while retreating three feet... Which reminds me a lot of myself!

Love is letting him win even though you know you could slaughter him.

Don't be a leaf... Be a tree!

Travel tips: How to avoid carsickness, seasickness and airsickness... Be careful what you eat. And stay home.

Snoopy: So this is the last day of the year. Another complete year gone by and what have I accomplished this year that I haven't accomplished every other year? Nothing! (He smiles.) How consistent can you get?

In life, it's not where you go, it's who you travel with.