There's a difference between a philosophy and a bumper sticker.

Sometimes you lie in bed at night, and you don't have a single thing to worry about...That always worries me!

I'm dying and all I hear are insults!

Sometimes I feel that life has passed me by... Do you ever feel that way, Charlie Brown?" "I feel that it has knocked me down and walked all over me!

Linus: Nothing goes on forever. All good things must come to an end... Charlie: When do the good things start?

One moment, please... We interrupt our regular program to bring you this special bulletin: It's a nice day outside.

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.