I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

Bob Dylan will be thirty years old this month..." "That's the most depressing thing I've ever heard.

The world is filled with unmarried marriage counselors.

There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.

I was jumping rope. Everything was fine. And then suddenly everything seemed so futile.

You're a good man, Charlie Brown.

I'm dying and all I hear are insults!