I'm dying and all I hear are insults!

There's nothing like unrequited love to take all the flavor out of a peanut butter sandwich.

Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.

Dear Sweetheart, do you ever think of me? Just the other day I was thinking of you. I'm pretty sure it was you.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and wonder if my life would be different if I had to do it over... Then a voice comes to me out of the dark that says, "boy, there's an original thought!

I think I'm afraid of being happy because whenever I get too happy something bad always happens.

Wouldn't it be nice if our lives were like VCRs , and we could 'fast forward' through the crummy times?