I'm dying and all I hear are insults!

A glacier will frequently move forward one foot while retreating three feet... Which reminds me a lot of myself!

Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone.

Sometimes I lie awake at night thinking about all the dumb things I do every day... If I live to be eighty and I do ten dumb things each day... That would be about two hundred and ninety thousand dumb things... When you add up all the dumb things you do, it's best to use round figures.

No problem is so formidable that you can't walk away from it.

What's that?" "It looks like something from Linus... It is! He sent me a little birch-bark canoe from camp! He said he made it himself... Sometimes I think I don't deserve a nice brother like Linus..." "I have often thought the same thing." "Dear Linus, please send me another canoe. The first one broke when I threw it at Charlie Brown.

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.