I'm dying and all I hear are insults!

I love America. It's Americans I can't stand.

I feel sorry for little babies... When a little baby is born into this cold world, he's confused! He's frightened! He needs something to cheer him up... The way I see it, as soon as a baby is born, he should be issued a banjo!

No problem is too big to run away from.

I've always been criticized, right from the beginning! Right from the very first day I was born... They said I wasn't right for the part!

No matter what anyone says, it's much worse to be unloved than it is to be lost in the woods." "Sometimes, I think you've been lost in the woods all your life, Charlie Brown.

Sometimes I think my soul is full of weeds!