It won't do you any good to run if you're running the wrong way. I've developed a new philosophy...I only dread one day at a time.

Do you ever feel like running away?" "Of course... Sometimes I feel like I want to run away from everything." "I remember having that feeling once when I was at the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm... I climbed over the fence, but I was still in the world!

I'm dying and all I hear are insults!

Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly!

Soon Hansel and Gretel came to a little cottage. When they got quite near, they saw that the little house was made of bread and roofed with cake. The windows were transparent sugar." "There must not have been a very strict building code.

Only in math can you buy sixty cantaloupes and no one asks what the hell is wrong with you.

Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.