Happiness is loving your enemies.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and think about that little red-haired girl... I don't ever want to forget her face, but if I don't forget her face, I'll go crazy... How can I remember the face I can't forget? Suddenly I'm writing country western music!
Happiness is a warm puppy.
Your stupidity is appalling!" "Most stupidity is!
Cartooning really is just designing.
Years are like candy bars... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter.