Christmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become part of the family.

The secret to speed-reading is moving your lips faster.

It just seems that if you hang on for a while longer, there is always something bright around the corner, or the dark clouds will go away and there will be sunshine again.

Life is like an ice-cream cone, you have to lick it one day at a time.

You know what Oscar Wilde said, ma'am? He said, "nothing that is worth knowing can be taught". Nothing personal, ma'am... Carry on.

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.

I've always been criticized, right from the beginning! Right from the very first day I was born... They said I wasn't right for the part!