Christmas is a box of tree ornaments that have become part of the family.

You know, in a way, 'Dear Santa Claus' is rather stuffy... Perhaps something a little more intimate would be better... Something just a shade more friendly..." "How about 'Dear Fatty'?

Love is sharing your popcorn.

There's no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don't really have anything to say.

Wouldn't it be nice if our lives were like VCRs , and we could 'fast forward' through the crummy times?

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

I love mankind; it's people I can't stand.