What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?

You can't write a term paper before breakfast.

I love America. It's Americans I can't stand.

Cartooning is preaching. And I think we have a right to do some preaching. I hate shallow humor. I hate shallow religious humor, I hate shallow sports humor, I hate shallowness of any kind.

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport.

This is my depressed stance. When you're depressed, it makes a lot of difference how you stand. The worst thing you can do is straighten up and hold your head high because then you'll start to feel better. If you're going to get any joy out of being depressed, you've got to stand like this.

People shouldn't be embarrassed just because they get caught acting a little silly.