What's the good of living if you don't try a few things?

Valentine, just a few words to tell you how I love you. I have loved you since the first day I saw you. Whenever that was.

Dear IRS, I am writing to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Charlie Brown got hit with a line-drive!" "Does anyone here know anything about first-aid?" "It's probably not serious... Second or third-aid will do.

For a nothing, Charlie Brown, you're really something!

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.