Life is like a game, Charlie Brown... Sometimes you win... Sometimes you lose." "I'll be happy if I just make the playoffs.
I never made a mistake in my life. I thought I did once, but I was wrong.
I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!
Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.
Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but it sure makes the rest of you lonely.
Sometimes I lie awake at night and I ask, "Is life a multiple choice test or is it a true or false test?" ...Then a voice comes to me out of the dark and says, "We hate to tell you this but life is a thousand word essay.