Dear IRS, I am writing to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list.

I know the answer! The answer lies within the heart of all mankind! The answer is twelve? I think I'm in the wrong building.

I wonder if there's such a thing as a spiritual dentist? I think my whole personality is full of cavities!

Brothers and sisters should never be in the same family.

We used to have a dog named Snoopy, you know, a real live dog. I suppose people who love Snoopy won't like it, but we gave him away. He fought with other dogs, so we traded him in for a load of gravel.

That's the secret to life... replace one worry with another.

Beethoven can't really be great because his picture isn't on a bubble gum card.