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All of earth's creatures have, hidden within their beings, a wild uncontrollable urge to punt!

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.

I've been thinking... Maybe you're a mockingbird... Mockingbirds imitate the songs of other birds... No, I've never heard of any copyright problems.

The world is filled with unmarried marriage counselors.

My grandfather has been very depressed lately. He just doesn't know what to do. He says it's late in the game, and he's afraid that life has him beaten." "Tell him to take out the goalie.

I think they assign things to students which are way over their heads, which destroy your love of reading, rather than leading you to it. I don't understand that. Gosh.