Dear IRS, I am writing to cancel my subscription. Please remove my name from your mailing list.

For a nothing, Charlie Brown, you're really something!

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

I just don't know how to write a love letter. What can you say to a girl that shows you really like her?" "How about, enclosed please find a cookie?

A good education is the next best thing to a pushy mother.

Snoopy (musing on his rooftop): Good Grief! Is it November already? My life is going by too fast. I think someone pushed the "Fast Forward" button.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.