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Some days, a beautiful sunset with your best friend can be one of the most peaceful and relaxing mediations of the day.

LINUS: Where are you going for Thanksgiving, Charlie Brown? CHARLIE: My father, my mother, Sally, and I are all going to my grandmothers for dinner. SALLY: Do you want to come too, Linus? We can hold hands under the table. LINUS: BLECH!

Life is full of choices, but you never get any!

In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back.

I'm dying and all I hear are insults!

Do you ever feel like running away?" "Of course... Sometimes I feel like I want to run away from everything." "I remember having that feeling once when I was at the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm... I climbed over the fence, but I was still in the world!